101 Christian Dating Tips for Men
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Christian dating tip for men #1: “The fool says in his heart, ‘My girlfriend won’t want anything for Valentine’s Day.’” Limantations 14:1 Christian dating tip for men #2: Going to a bigger church to find more options just makes you an ugly fish in a bigger pond. (Pro-tip: get godlier and maybe you can find a girl that isn’t as shallow as you are) Christian dating tip for men #3: Pray for your crush whenever you think about her. (Example: "Lord, please let Sophia's hair flow in the wind this Sunday like it did 3 months ago. And let me be around to see it. Amen.") Christian dating tip for men #4: If you are the most eligible bachelor/bachelorette in your circle, no one will get married until you are off the market. So, hop to it, cutie! Christian dating tip for men #5: If you go to a contemporary church, buy a motorcycle. Girls will think you're a bad boy (Disclaimer: if you go to a conservative church, don't buy a motorcycle. Girls will think you're a bad guy) Christian dating tip for men #6: Here's a great conversation starter: "So, what bible app do you use?" (Pro tip: Really godly women will use a paid app and use the NASB.) Christian dating tip for men #7: Just because she majored in Biblical Counseling, it doesn’t mean she’ll marry just anyone. She doesn’t want to have to use her degree on you. Christian dating tip for men #8: Dating is a numbers game. Unfortunately, 0 is also a number. So, consider your chances before asking out the pastor’s daughter that looks like a model. Christian dating tip for men #9: Don’t be afraid to ask a girl out via Facebook Messenger. Even the arrival of the Messiah was proclaimed via a messenger! Christian dating tip for men #10: To the 30-something year old men: If you can’t find her on Myspace, she’s too young for you. To the 18–24-year-old men: If you can’t find her on Tiktok, she’s too old for you (To the 25-29 year old men: Enjoy the ability to choose in your youth before the difficult days come, and the years draw near when you say, “I have no pleasure in them.”)
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A collection of 5 years of romantic wisdom, Erick D. Lima does not fail to inspire the hearts of loveless young men to be the best they can be. A warning must be given before consuming any information in this book though. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will certainly be amazed. You will laugh as you try to guess which tips were made up and which ones Lima actually lived out. You will cry when you realize that most of them were based on his life. And lastly, you will be amazed that anyone has ever dated him at all! His tragedy may be your success. So, apply his wisdom carefully, son! If you notice a hint of satire in the text, that is your foolishness fighting discernment. Scoffer, quit your scoffing and learn!
About the Author
Erick D. Lima is a graduate from Y.A.L.E. (You Are Lonely Erick) University, an unaccredited school he runs, teaches at, and graduated from. He has helped many single people get into relationships by doing the opposite of what he does when pursuing women and whilst dating them. Lima went to the prestigious Ivy League public high school called Birmingham in San Fernando Valley, CA. There, he learned the way to woo women while in the A/V and Chess club. He hopes all his efforts will help you in your love life!